I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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