Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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