We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just high enough for therapy.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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