Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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