butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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