Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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