it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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