please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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