went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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