i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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