At least make sure they are 18
Why
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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