I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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