You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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