I bet he comes in French.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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