How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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