you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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