This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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