Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Boobs speak an international language.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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