Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
