Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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