Sry I called you an 8
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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