you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I deserve this hangover.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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