How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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