awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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