We won't sleep together?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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