If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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