After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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