I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Your shirt... Was in my pants
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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