eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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