9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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