Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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