His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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