Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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