From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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