so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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