So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There's always time for handjobs
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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