fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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