I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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