I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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