im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.