love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
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I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.