he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching