how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Alive.
So much puke
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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