This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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