called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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