OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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