We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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