fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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