What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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