Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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