Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she peed on how many people?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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