Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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