If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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