I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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