I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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