btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
But theres a keg here and me gusta
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
