i think i have two assholes
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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