I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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