Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
